I Don't Want to Localize That, And You Can't Make Me

Ever hear your children make similar utterances, except with different predicates ("go to bed," "clean my room," "do my chores")?

One of our clients is staffed with people too polite to say things quite so bluntly (but not too polite to dig in their heels similarly). The upside is that I enjoy working with almost everybody I've ever encountered there; the downside is that there are some places where their global-readiness is stuck.

Web presence
I bend over backwards to uphold a simple rule of Web navigation: Localize everything along the click-path to a visitor's goal. So, if a visitor starts on a Russian home page, and decides she wants to download a Russian version of the trial product, I believe in ensuring that she doesn't have to put up with English on her way through the site, unless she wants to do so. Or, if we need to push her to an English page, I try to make it apparent with "English only" next to the link.

We've made a lot of progress in combing out the remnants of English that dot many localized sites (that makes my skin crawl - how about you?), so that each page is linguistically pure to several levels. That was expensive and it took a lot of time.

The problem now is that this client's site relies on a lot of plumbing for verifying that the visitor is not from an axis-of-evil country, or hacking the site, or trying to perform unsupported operations, and the UI for all of this infrastructure is in English. Much of it is just background code, but several pages (login, registration) are in English, and the infrastructure team is not interested in localizing any of it, despite my polite persistence.

License agreement
This is a hot one. When you download trial software from Germany or Finland, do you click "I accept" to a license agreement in that language? Granted, German and Finnish are not the lingua franca that English is, but how much more does it say about the relationship you want to have with your customers when you make some effort to inform them of your business terms in their language?

"We don't translate anything legal, and it's not hurting sales," I keep hearing. This is a battle I know I'll never win, so I look for victories elsewhere.

Site logic
There was a sudden need some months ago to place a terms and conditions page in the click-path to a particular download. Naturally, the terms and conditions were in English only, and I could have lived with that. The problem is that the code behind the page sent the visitor to a particular next page, without regard for where the visitor was going when he landed on the terms and conditions page.

So, visitors on the way to download the Korean/Japanese/Chinese/Spanish... version of the product sailed along the click-path in their own language until reaching the terms and conditions page. Then they agreed to text they almost certainly did not read, then they landed on a completely irrelevant page of English, with no reasonable way of getting back to their intended destination.

This is related to the inflexible plumbing I mentioned above. It's great infrastructure; it's just monolingual and it doesn't really need to be.


Anyway, these bits of stubbornness amount to a small downside in a client that is not stingy about localization in general and that has a strong global presence. They're correct when they say, "I don't want to localize that, and you can't make me," so it's easier to roll with the punches and enjoy other victories.

Besides, if I'm around long enough, they'll move on and I can take the matter up with their successors.

What things have people told you they're not going to localize, and you can't make them?